WELCOME TO FUCKING FLORIDA. WHERE THE SUN IS HOT AND YOU ARE HOTTER. now come see meeee
thinking about offering my "ironic, detached hate...
i found you in an american apparel outlet.
you remind me of a firework boy, you touch the...
Facebook vs. Tumblr: Michael Jackson edition.
helloimclairex: Someone I don’t know adds me on facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes on my Tumblr ask: Loses a friend on Facebook: Loses a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr:
i found another
i just found
a silver hair on my head. either i’m a unicorn or my biological clock is ticking.
what is with Vera Bradley bags and the college of education?
similarfrowns-deactivated201102 asked: What was that tumblr that you were talking about the other night? Something duck face?
if you knew what i was listening to..
you would laugh it me.
everyone around us screams it’s got to be and it’s got to hit you– mae
makes me happy.
i am so affected by the weirdest things.
and dually unaffected by the normal things.
i ate two whole cans of soup and i'm still hungry.
at work today:
(some foreign guy was being extremely rude to the barista on register. i made his drink as it was written.)
Asshole: I wanted hot nonfat milk in this and a bit of foam.
Me: Okay, I can get that for you in just one second.
Asshole: I already told him twice that I wanted that.
Me: Okay, it will be coming right up, sir.
Asshole: (proceeds to stand there, never once looking up from his iPhone)
Me: Here's your drink! Have a good one!
Asshole: (comes back to the bar) There is not enough milk in this! Remake the whole thing! Start over!
Me: Excuse me?
Asshole: START OVER.
Me: Okay I will have that up in just a second. I have another drink coming up first, so you will just have to wait.
Asshole: Why do I have to wait when you made my drink wrong?
Me: Because other customers are patiently waiting for their beverages, and I have to remake yours.
Asshole: (still playing with his iPhone)
Me: (i finish the other drink, he gives me a look. i finish his drink while leaving the steam wands on to make it extra obnoxious.)
Me: Is everyone in your country this polite?
Asshole: You better not go there. You are walking a fine line. What's your name?
Me: Robin, (sweetly) what's yours, sir?
Asshole: That's not important.
Me: Oh! Never mind, your name is right here on your cup. It's nice to meet you, Paul.
Asshole: You better stop that attitude right now.
Me: What attitude? I was merely complimenting you on your politeness! Here's your drink, sir. Have a great day!
i want to lucid dream so that i can perceive my self. is that possible?
edit: at least i am upcycling
i should be reading my textbook.
instead, i am buying vintage shoes and a bag on etsy.
i cringe at reading shit i have written, long...
i can’t tell if it sucks or if i just hate the fact that other people might think it sucks.