robinbird: Archive

Jacksonville, Florida

WELCOME TO FUCKING FLORIDA. WHERE THE SUN IS HOT AND YOU ARE HOTTER. now come see meeee

Sep 30th

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thinking about offering my "ironic, detached hate...

i found you in an american apparel outlet.

Sep 30th

10 notes

3 tags

Sep 29th

4 notes

1 tag

Sep 28th

you remind me of a firework boy, you touch the...

Sep 27th

201 notes

Facebook vs. Tumblr: Michael Jackson edition.

helloimclairex: Someone I don’t know adds me on facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes on my Tumblr ask: Loses a friend on Facebook: Loses a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr:

Sep 27th

2 tags

oh jesus

i found another

Sep 26th

1 tag

i just found

a silver hair on my head. either i’m a unicorn or my biological clock is ticking.

Sep 26th

Sep 21st

what is with Vera Bradley bags and the college of education?

Sep 20th

similarfrowns-deactivated201102 asked: What was that tumblr that you were talking about the other night? Something duck face?

Sep 20th

2 tags

if you knew what i was listening to..

you would laugh it me.

Sep 20th

“everyone around us screams it’s got to be and it’s got to hit you”

– mae

Sep 20th

Sep 19th

55 notes

Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

6 notes

Sep 19th

400 notes

3 tags

Sep 18th

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Sep 17th

238 notes

1 tag

boba tea.

makes me happy.

Sep 17th

1 tag

i am so affected by the weirdest things.

and dually unaffected by the normal things.

Sep 16th

2 notes

1 tag

i ate two whole cans of soup and i'm still hungry.

Sep 14th

at work today:

 (some foreign guy was being extremely rude to the barista on register. i made his drink as it was written.)
Asshole: I wanted hot nonfat milk in this and a bit of foam.
Me: Okay, I can get that for you in just one second.
Asshole: I already told him twice that I wanted that.
Me: Okay, it will be coming right up, sir.
Asshole: (proceeds to stand there, never once looking up from his iPhone)
Me: Here's your drink! Have a good one!
Asshole: (comes back to the bar) There is not enough milk in this! Remake the whole thing! Start over!
Me: Excuse me?
Asshole: START OVER.
Me: Okay I will have that up in just a second. I have another drink coming up first, so you will just have to wait.
Asshole: Why do I have to wait when you made my drink wrong?
Me: Because other customers are patiently waiting for their beverages, and I have to remake yours.
Asshole: (still playing with his iPhone)
Me: (i finish the other drink, he gives me a look. i finish his drink while leaving the steam wands on to make it extra obnoxious.)
Me: Is everyone in your country this polite?
Asshole: You better not go there. You are walking a fine line. What's your name?
Me: Robin, (sweetly) what's yours, sir?
Asshole: That's not important.
Me: Oh! Never mind, your name is right here on your cup. It's nice to meet you, Paul.
Asshole: You better stop that attitude right now.
Me: What attitude? I was merely complimenting you on your politeness! Here's your drink, sir. Have a great day!
 fuck yes.